Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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‘Do You Take Me For A Sucker?’ – Marseille President Vicent Labrune On Being Offered Riyad Mahrez Last December
December 10th, 2015
Leicester City
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On This Day In 1992: Manchester United Sign Eric Cantona, Right After Fergie Takes A Bath…
November 26th, 2015
Man Utd
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Patrick Bamford Reveals Chelsea’s 33 Loan Players Use Their Own WhatsApp Group To Keep In Touch
November 9th, 2015
Chelsea
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West Ham Owner David Gold Retweets ‘Missing Person’ Plea….For West Ham Winger Michail Antonio
November 5th, 2015
FAIL
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Reports: Adama Traore, 19, Set To Become Aston Villa’s Highest Earner Due To Ludicrous Contract Stipulation
October 29th, 2015
Aston Villa
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Reports: Jose Mourinho’s People Make Contact With PSG And Inter Milan In Preparation For Life After Chelsea
October 27th, 2015
Chelsea
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Official: The Crowd Goes Mild As Celtic Sign Carlton Cole On Freebie Deal
October 22nd, 2015
Newsnow
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Aussie Minnows Hume City FC Poised To Pull Off Audacious Signing Of Former World Cup Winner On One-Match Deal
October 21st, 2015
Newsnow
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Chelsea: Eden Hazard Causes Social Media Tizz By ‘Liking’ Instagram Post Linking Him With Real Madrid
October 20th, 2015
Chelsea
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Shocked Faces All Round As Joe Cole Joins Coventry City On Loan From Aston Villa
October 17th, 2015
Aston Villa
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Fenerbahce Respond To Bogus Tabloid Report By Authorising Turkish Newspaper To Buy Radamel Falcao On Their Behalf
October 16th, 2015
Chelsea
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Bayern Munich Politely Demand That Manchester United Stop Emailing About Thomas Muller
October 5th, 2015
Bundesliga
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Liverpool ‘Vehemently Deny’ Approaching Carlo Ancelotti Behind Brendan Rodgers’ Back
September 23rd, 2015
Liverpool
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Sir Alex Ferguson Reveals Seven Superstars He Unsuccesfully Tried To Sign For Manchester United
September 22nd, 2015
Man Utd
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Keylor Navas Admits He ‘Cried At The Airport’ When His Proposed Move To Manchester United Broke Down
September 22nd, 2015
Man Utd
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COYS: Tottenham Release Emmanuel Adebayor
September 13th, 2015
Tottenham Hotspur
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Official: David De Gea Signs New Four-Year Contract At Manchester United, Bumps Wages Up To £200,000-A-Week
September 11th, 2015
Man Utd
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Nostradamus May Have Predicted Manchester United’s Summer Transfer Activity 460 Years Ago
September 3rd, 2015
Man Utd
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Aaron Lennon Officially Unveiled At Everton, Just About Remembers To Smile This Time (Photos)
September 2nd, 2015
Everton
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Arsenal Supporters’ Trust Demand Inquiry Into Club’s Lack Of Transfer Activity
September 2nd, 2015
Arsenal
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Emmanuel Adebayor Refused To Leave Tottenham On Deadline Day As He Was ‘Waiting For A Sign From God’
September 2nd, 2015
Aston Villa
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Reports: Real Madrid Owe David De Gea €10m As Consolation For Not Signing Him This Summer
September 2nd, 2015
Man Utd
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Official: Uruguayan Winger Carlos De Pena Joins Middlesbrough, But Only After Crashing Car On Deadline Day
September 1st, 2015
Championship
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Saido Berahino Throws Wobbly After Tottenham Move Blocked, Vows To Never Play For West Brom Again
September 1st, 2015
Newsnow
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Official: Manchester United Show Off Their New £36m Anthony Martial (Photos)
September 1st, 2015
Man Utd