Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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New Burnley Signing Joey Barton Once Made Less-Than-Complimentary Comments About Burnley On Twitter
August 28th, 2015
Burnley
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Official: Tottenham Complete €30m Deal For Son Heung-Min, Welcome Him On Board With Pithy Pun
August 28th, 2015
Bundesliga
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Limerick FC Sign 16-Year-Old Irish Striker Who Happens To Be The Spitting Image Of Neymar (Photo)
August 27th, 2015
Barcelona
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Bayer Leverkusen Manager Has Parting Dig At ‘Ill-Advised’ Son Heung-Min As €30m Tottenham Move Draws Ever Closer
August 27th, 2015
Bundesliga
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Livid Everton Fan Calls John Stones A ‘F**king Rat’ After League Cup Win Over Barnsley (Video)
August 27th, 2015
Everton
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Concious Uncoupling: Kevin Nolan And West Ham Part Company On Mutual Terms
August 27th, 2015
Newsnow
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Victor Valdes’s Ugly Manchester United Exile Almost Over As Besiktas Agree Two-Year Deal
August 26th, 2015
Man Utd
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Transfer Balls: Chelsea Target John Stones Hands In Transfer Request At Everton
August 25th, 2015
Chelsea
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Official: West Brom Reject Second Tottenham Bid Of £22m For Saido Berahino
August 25th, 2015
Newsnow
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Official: Juventus Offer Juan Cuadrado Chelsea Escape Route With Season-Long Loan
August 25th, 2015
Chelsea
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Transfer Balls: Manchester United Make Big Offer For Kevin De Bruyne
August 25th, 2015
Man City
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Karim Benzema: Only A ‘Clown’ Would Think I’m Moving To Arsenal
August 24th, 2015
Arsenal
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Mario Balotelli Brings Liverpool Funk To An End, Rejoins AC Milan On Season Loan
August 24th, 2015
Liverpool
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Transfer Balls: The Fanciful Story Of Neymar’s Big Move To Manchester United
August 24th, 2015
Barcelona
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Real Madrid Release ‘Overweight’ Youth Team Player, Player Responds With Cracking Twitter Jibe
August 24th, 2015
Funnies
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Transfer Balls: Tottenham & Arsenal Target Victor Wanyama Tells Southampton He Wants To Leave
August 22nd, 2015
Arsenal
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Transfer Balls: Man United Want Neymar (In Secret), Arsenal Buy Benzema A Jet, Chelsea Agree Pogba Fee, Sunderland Sell Everyone
August 22nd, 2015
Arsenal
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Harry Redknapp Recalls The Time He Lost Out On Signing A Player Thanks To Brian Clough And Teletext
August 21st, 2015
Bournemouth
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Ligamentgate: Charlie Austin’s Injury Problems Are Far, Far Worse Than First Thought (With Video Evidence)
August 21st, 2015
Injuries
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Plucky Manchester United Fan Hands Louis Van Gaal Ridiculously Detailed Hand-Written Transfer Plan (Photo)
August 21st, 2015
Man Utd
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Transfer Balls: John Stones Dreams Of Chelsea, Everton Talk To Yarmolenko, Liverpool Offer Sakho New Deal
August 21st, 2015
Everton
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Sunderland: Jermain Defoe On Leaving For Bournemouth, Crisis Talks And Aiming For A 20-Goal Season
August 21st, 2015
Newsnow
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Transfer Balls: Arsenal Sign Karim Benzema And Edinson Cavani On A TalkSport Deadline
August 20th, 2015
Arsenal
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Pedro’s £23m Chelsea Transfer Will Save His Boyhood Club Raqui San Isidro From Bankruptcy
August 20th, 2015
Chelsea
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Official: Chelsea Hail New Signing Pedro, Slayer Of Manchester United!
August 20th, 2015
Barcelona