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Ruud fancies a Hamburger instead
The Hammers target a brace of cut-price strikers
Stick a pony in my pocket, I’ll fetch the suitcase from the van…
More rumour swill
Who the hell is this Pixie Lott anyway?
I kissed a badge and I liked it