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Who the hell is this Pixie Lott anyway?

I kissed a badge and I liked it

Feel the gurn…

The best pics from Upton Park last night

You play in dirt, you get dirty

Complacent Gunners spaff a two-goal lead at Upton Park

Simon Webbe used to be in Blue, a band of such overwhelming blandness that I can’t recall even one of their many ‘hits’

A dark evening for English football began with fighting in the Upton Park area

Beautiful through ball from Coley to Defoe. Oh. No. Seriously, what was Cole thinking? An early contender for worst pass of the season. Although for Spurs fans, it looked like a game-changing pass of rare beauty.

West Ham defender Calum Davenport and his mother were stabbed at home in Bedford last night. Davenport was rushed to hospital where he underwent emergency surgery on “serious” injuries to both his legs. A West Ham spokesman said: “We can confirm that Calum Davenport was being treated in hospital on Saturday afternoon after an incident […]

In which professional geezer/West Ham fan/shit actor/twat Danny Dyer takes one in the “north and sarf” (mouth): “That’s a powerful tool, that…” You are, Danny. You are. Most enjoyable.