West Ham United: All the latest West Ham United flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs
Stick a pony in my pocket, I’ll fetch the suitcase from the van…
More rumour swill
Who the hell is this Pixie Lott anyway?
I kissed a badge and I liked it
Feel the gurn…
The best pics from Upton Park last night
You play in dirt, you get dirty