Wigan sack Chris Hutchings – can anyone keep them up?
November 5th, 2007
He was the bookieâ€™s favourite to go next so itâ€™s no great surprise that Wigan have shown Chris Hutchings his P45 after the clubâ€™s sixth defeat in a row against Chelsea on Saturday.
- The Snapshot Special: Premier League weekend, 6-7 October October 8th, 2007 Arsenal
- The Snapshot Special: Premier League weekend, 29-30 September October 1st, 2007 Arsenal
Shit Lookalike: Chris Hutchings and Adolf Hitler
September 24th, 2007
We are not comparing Wigan boss Chris Hutchings to one of history’s greatest monsters in any capacity other than this mildly amusing pose, although JJB Stadium regulars mights testify that the pair share a philosophy on torture!
- The Snapshot Special: Premier League weekend, 22-23 September September 24th, 2007 Arsenal
Five reasons why Emile Heskey should partner Owen for England
September 6th, 2007
According to his Wigan teammate, Chris Kirkland â€“ Emile Heskey is â€˜Englandâ€™s Didier Drogba,â€™ and he doesnâ€™t mean heâ€™s a big man who spends more time on the floor than on the ball.
Shit Lookalike: Emile Heskey and Michael Clarke Duncan
September 6th, 2007
Is Michael Clarke Duncan, star of The Green Mile, how Heskey would look if he ever broke out a smile?
Horror Hair: Paul Scharner, Wigan Athletic
August 28th, 2007
Wigan’s Austrian man might have been on the scoresheet against West Ham at the weekend, but his barnet is definitely off target. Pretty much anything you could want to be wrong with his hair is incorporated into this look. The fluffiness of the mohican gives a hint of baby duckling chic. The shaved section of the hair reveals a worryingly bumpy head. The mohawk thins towards the crown and – to top it all – has a ginger tinge. Good work, Paul.
- The Snapshot Special: Premier League weekend, 25-26 August August 28th, 2007 Arsenal
The Snapshot Special: Midweek Premier League round-up
August 16th, 2007
Portsmouth 1-1 Manchester United
Cristiano Ronaldo grimaces after being shown a red card for violent conduct.
Kit Parade Special: New Premier League Home Kits, Part Two & Vote
August 11th, 2007
Kits & fashion
Following yesterday’s imaginatively titled Part One, today Pies profiles the home kits of the 10 Premiership teams who would have their names called at last on the school register.
There is a hint of baseball to Citeh’s new shirt, with its rather fetching white pinstripes. Reebok are out and French brand Le Coq Sportif (currently enjoying a Lazarus-style revival) are in. Last season’s white sleeves are also ditched, and on reflection it is probably a good call. Click here to buy it from Kitbag.
THE VOTE Would you rather buy Jason Koumas or this luxury Mayfair penthouse?
July 11th, 2007
The UK property market has been overinflated for some time now. The football transfer market seemed to have calmed down a bit. Until now that is. Wigan have spent Â£5.3 million on the living football legend that is Jason Koumas. For that money you could buy a luxury four-bedroom penthouse apartment in Mayfair and still have enough change for a decent motor. Why would you spend that much on Jason Koumas?!! So Pies is asking, would you rather spend your money on Koumas or the flat?
Hitler and his henchmen on Sheffield United’s relegation
July 10th, 2007
West Ham Utd
If you thought Kevin McCabe and Sean Bean were the men most distraught at Sheffield United’s relegation, think again. It seems the Blades board is made up of even bigger names than that!
West Ham come up smelling of roses?
July 6th, 2007
It’ could be a tale of two chairmen if Carlos Tevez completes a move to Man Yoo later today â€“ apparently he’s completing a medical in Venezuela in a deal that could eventually be worth more than Â£30m.
Jimmy Bullard’s unique solution to the goalmouth scramble
June 21st, 2007
With the unfortunate news that Jimmy Bullard will not be fit for the start of the season, we are in dire need of a Bullard fix. Here is one of his finest moments: Jimmy leapfrogging a goalmouth scramble while playing for Wigan Athletic. We have no idea why, but that’s Jimmy Bullard for you!
Wigan Athletic sign Titus Bramble. They’re doomed
June 4th, 2007
Wigan have signed error-prone defender Titus Bramble on a three-year contract, thereby sealing their fate next season. Bramble joins on a free transfer and becomes Chris Hutchings’ first signing as Wigan manager – well Chris, things can only get better.
- David Unsworth gets his reward for keeping Wigan up… his P45 May 17th, 2007 Wigan Athletic
More achy breaking news: Stuart Pearce sacked by Man City, Chris Hutchings appointed new Wigan boss
May 14th, 2007
Does the Monday craziness never end? First Paul Jewell keeps WIgan up but then he resigns. Now Man City, who finished four points above the relegation zone, have sacked Stuart Pearce! What does this mean for out-of-work managers like Iain Dowie, Chris Coleman and the mighty Sven? It means their agents will be straight on the phone to Man City, that’s what.
The Daily Snapshot
May 13th, 2007
Sheffield Utd manager Neil Warnock looks on in dismay as Wigan boss Paul Jewell celebrates the 2-1 win at Bramall Lane that kept his team in the Premiership. Warnock’s Blades were relegated, along with Watford and Charlton Athletic.
[Photo: Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images]
THE VOTE The Premiership relegation puzzle – who do you want to go down?
May 11th, 2007
West Ham Utd
So which team out of Wigan, West Ham and Sheffield Utd do you want to go down? I’d have to say Wigan – non-Latics fans, would you really miss them? They get feeble crowds, play pretty unattractive football (not all the time, I hasten to add) and generally don’t add that much to the Premiership â€“ although I do have a lot of time for Paul Jewell. Wigan fans will obviously think I’m talking shit (they’d be wrong).
Wigan chairman Dave Whelan may sue West Ham
May 3rd, 2007
Transfers & Rumours
Wigan chairman Dave Whelan says he may sue West Ham United in the wake of the Tevezcherano incident. The Hammers were fined Â£5.5m but not deducted points after being accused of acting improperly over the transfers.
- THE VOTE Which two Premiership clubs will be relegated with Watford? April 30th, 2007 Fulham
Top five Premiership goals from the Easter weekend
April 10th, 2007
1 Alan Mahon, Watford v Portsmouth Hit with his weaker left foot. Hate to see what he could do with his good foot. Unstoppable. You have already read 4 premium articles for free todayAccess immediately the premium content with MultipassOr come back tomorrow
Obscene season ticket prices to be slashed?
February 26th, 2007
News reaches us that Premiership chairmen are going to be forced into cutting ‘obscene’ ticket prices because fans have just about had enough of being the victims of daylight robbery every weekend, and as a result, football has reached a tipping point. Two top-flight chairmen have expressed the same view, both of whom predict price […]
Phil Dowd, definitely not on Paul Jewell’s Xmas card list
February 21st, 2007
Transfers & Rumours
Just leave it Paul, he’s not worth itâ€¦ Wigan Athletic manager Paul Jewell has claimed, in the Daily Mail, that a Premiership club asked not to have referee Phil Dowd in charge of their games: ‘We can’t as a club say we don’t want him but I know a certain club that has asked,’ he […]