By Chris Wright
Real Madrid’s second-leg 5-2 pulverising of APOEL at the Bernabeu produced some absolutely beautiful goals (we’ll have more on those later) and an impromptu trip to the dentist for Paulo Jorge – who had two of his teeth knocked out during a hefty collision with teammate William.
The hardy Portuguese defender then got to his feet, felt a third fang dangling loose from his gums and pulled that sucker out himself…
…before playing on for the rest of the match looking a little like this*…
*artist’s impression
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