By Chris Wright
With the score at 0-0, injury time slowly wicking away and Dinamo Kiev pressing for a breakthrough goal against Porto, a Kiev fan (who presumably had money on a goalless draw) gave his side a huge assist by breaking out onto the pitch and relieved the pressure on the Portuguese defence, stubbing out the Kiev attack with a superbly-timed stumbling belly slide…
The game ended 0-0. Mission accomplished.