By Chris Wright
In which Top Top Triffic Jnr struggles, quite predictably to get to grips with Stephane El Shaarawy’s name while providing his elite expert punditry on last night’s Champions League tie for Sky Sports…
El Jarawee? El Shahawee? El Showaddywaddy? Summink like that innit? Top top triffic triffic apples and pears apples and pears.
The apple never falls far from the tree, eh? Perhaps, like his old man, Redknapp Jnr should just resort to a standard “the lad” when referring to every single Johnny Foreigner ever to have played the game.