Assorted German Commentators Go Ballistic As Dortmund Pip Malaga At The Death (Audio)

Chris Wright

10th, April 2013


By Chris Wright

Safe to say that Borussia Dortmund’s injury time salvo pleased this particular German commentator, who was reporting the Champions League action for a regional station last night (the fun really begins when Marco Reus’ 90th-minute equaliser pings in at the 0:36ish mark)…

We’re told by the genuinely German chap, @KristanGRume, who sent us the link on Twitter that the commentator peaks by yelling “I don’t know who scored and I don’t even give a damn!” in the hectic aftermath of Felipe Santana’s 93rd-minute winner.


Strangely, however, that wasn’t the most apoplectic commentary aired in Germany, with this chap taking the honours (skip to 1:45 for Santana’s winner)…

“TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TOR! TORRRRRRRR! TOR! TOR!” and repeat to fade.