By Chris Wright
The good news as far as Atletico Madrid are concerned is that the magical Serbian horse placenta worked; Diego Costa is just about fit enough to play in this evening’s Champions League Final despite tearing a hamstring against Barcelona just one week ago.
The bad news? Well, the striker appeared to require an emergency proctology examination as Atletico trained at the Estadio da Luz yesterday afternoon, which was wilfully administered by Diego Godin…
The results aren’t in as yet, but rest assured we’ll keep you posted.
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