By Ollie Irish
You see, it’s exactly this sort of cheating that should be punished after the event. Check the video evidence, which is damming, then hit Ronaldo with a three-match ban in Europe (or a three-week ban on waxing and moisturising) and you can bet the next time he has an opportunity to playact the twat, he’ll think twice about going to ground screaming “Not the face!”
From the same match (Milan v Real Madrid, which finished 2-2), we also enjoyed Jose’s three-fingered wave to Milan fans:
Ha. Mourinho is like Frankenstein to Ronaldo’s monster – with a Eurotrash flavour. They are made for each other.