By Chris Wright
In which brave John Terry has his plums express-ripened thanks to a point-blank, crotch-seeking missile from a diligent pupil during a charitable visit to The Abbey, a special school for kids with learning difficulties in Farnham, Surrey.
Skip to the 1:38 mark for the moment of magic…
If that didn’t make you feel all warm inside, there’s a good chance you may be clinically deceased. I’d get that checked out if I were you.