John Terry Thwacked In Gentleman’s Vegetables On Visit To Local School (Video)

Chris Wright

17th, January 2012


By Chris Wright

In which brave John Terry has his plums express-ripened thanks to a point-blank, crotch-seeking missile from a diligent pupil during a charitable visit to The Abbey, a special school for kids with learning difficulties in Farnham, Surrey.

Skip to the 1:38 mark for the moment of magic…

If that didn’t make you feel all warm inside, there’s a good chance you may be clinically deceased. I’d get that checked out if I were you.