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John Terry Thwacked In Gentleman’s Vegetables On Visit To Local School (Video)

By Chris Wright

In which brave John Terry has his plums express-ripened thanks to a point-blank, crotch-seeking missile from a diligent pupil during a charitable visit to The Abbey, a special school for kids with learning difficulties in Farnham, Surrey.

Skip to the 1:38 mark for the moment of magic…

If that didn’t make you feel all warm inside, there’s a good chance you may be clinically deceased. I’d get that checked out if I were you.


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By Chris on January 17th, 2012 in Chelsea, FAIL, Hardmen, Injuries, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

13 Responses to “John Terry Thwacked In Gentleman’s Vegetables On Visit To Local School (Video)”

  1. Pkhakheria says:

    notice before the kick you hear “he was quick to absorb the benefits of the charity…”

  2. Markell says:


    Surely, you mean to say point-blank, not point black?

  3. Alex says:

    Pkhakheria- hahahaha, thanks for the laugh! :)

  4. Markell says:

    @Chris no worries mate, its just as my flatmate is fond of saying, “you’re a syllable away from racial abuse, son!”

  5. chris says:

    Couldn’t tell which was was John Terry.


  6. Mr. Sparkle says:

    I bet the charity was forced to give all those children Chelsea kits, so that they’d look like ‘supporters’ for when John Terry showed up.

    Anyway, isn’t Terry thirty? Cause he dresses like a sixteen year old chav.

  7. df says:

    it’s more like 1:48, but hey…

  8. KingEric7 says:

    Wouldn’t want my kids anywhere near him (if I had any).

  9. VAns says:

    What a fucking legend!!! The only person in the world who would get slagged off for cheering up kids from a special school. It is england so why am i surprised

  10. SL says:

    Terry and his whole family are chavs.

  11. utd says:

    wonder how much wayne bridge paid that kid

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