John Terry is one of ‘the most influencial (sic) people in the world’
I can’t think of a single brand that wouldn’t benefit from being associated with JT. He’s a leader, he’s a leader.
Those bullet points kill me. I’m thinking there’s some crossover between ‘British sporting hero’, ‘England football captain’ and ‘Football icon’, but hey, what do I know? Dad of the Year? Can’t argue with that. Influencial (sic)? Hmm, less convinced. Message to Riviera Entertainment: pay for a proof reader next time, it helps add that important gloss of professionalism.
And whoever invented the phrase ‘brand awareness’ should be chained to a whiteboard and pelted with rotten stuff, for twice as long as eternity.
Piers Morgan On Twitter, The 'Highlights' – The FCF
Goodbye And Good Luck: European Football Weekends – The Last Post
January Transfer Window Horseshit Infographic – Bootiful Game
Umbro's New Universitario De Deportes Home Shirt Is Beautiful – TBG
Sexual Adventures Of Demarcus La Shonda – Fitba Thatba
A Year In Non-League Football Photos – Pitch Invasion
Who The Big Four (And Liverpool) Should Sign In January – The FCF
Top 5 Footballing Candidates For Prime Minister – OTP
Why Belgium Will Win The 2018 World Cup – SOTB
Top 10 Goalie Goals – The Coin Toss
Everything about this is just vile.
And can be rephrased as:
Money! Want more money? John Terry! Give us money, we’ll give him money and you may indirectly make more money! Dad of the year…money!
John Terry hires PR firm to seek “endorsements” ahead of the World Cup, shame they can’t spell…
Apparently he is one of ‘the most influencial people in the world’ … even without the spelling mistake that’s pretty laughable…
That is shocking.
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