‘Forever In A Day’ – Didier Drogba Appears In Ex-Porn Star Julia Channel’s Music Video (Video)
By Chris Wright
In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former porn star Julia Channel’s new music video for her trashy dance song ‘Forever In A Day’.
As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba’s acting chops ‘wooden’ would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45)…
Said Ms Channel after the ‘Forever In A Day’ shoot:
“He is a magnificent man. He’s a machine. He’s unique. There is no-one like Didier, not with the kind of bulldozer thing he has got and with his sublime touch and finish.
“His body is a machine when you look at him stripped down. As a man, I love Didier and whatever he decides to do.”
Lord how I wish those were the words of an ageing French porn actress, but I can’t lie to you lot – those gushing quotes are to be attributed to none other than one Frank Lampard.
Yep.
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I think googling Julia Channels various forays into the silver screen is now in order.
As for Lampard, I mean, is it even still shocking?
Stick to porn darlin’ as for Drogba, well, he’s always been a c**t.
drogba giving the player haters something to live for :)
as a man, i love him and whatever he decides to do
“the sublime touch and finish”…LOL is she talking about football or something else?
Generic twaddle.
dorogba or messi? yes drogba