By Chris Wright
Remember Il Pulpo Paul? The mystic octopus who was denounced by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and then secretly assassinated by the CIA after ‘predicting’ a stack of results at the 2010 World Cup? Remember? Paul? Okay? Well now forget him, because there’s a new psychic animal in town – a llama from Ashdown Forest Llama Park in east Sussex (of course he’s going to be a Chelsea fan).
We know what you’re thinking and ‘yes, this again.’ Just as Paul used to open boxes of food, the llama nudges balls off a pole – so it’s all intensely scientific…
Excuse us, we’re just out to stake everything we own on a Chelsea win. THE LLAMA SAID SO.