Wojciech Szczesny Reveals Arsenal Players Use ‘John Terry’ As Codeword For Girls Of An Unsightly Nature
By Chris Wright
Wojciech Szczesny has revealed that, while on nights out, several of the Arsenal players have taken to using John Terry’s name as a code word for ladies unpleasing to thine eye, e.g , ‘would you just look at John Terry over there, face like a bucket of smashed crabs.’
In an interview with the Polish version of Playboy, Szczesny said:
“At Arsenal [Terry's name] is another word for an ugly girl. If there’s a girl around that we don’t really like, we use it as a smokescreen, as in: ‘Have you seen John Terry recently? He’s terrible’. I recommend this, it really works.”
Here’s us thinking a ‘John Terry’ was something completely different.
Anyway, all in all, this seems like a fitting juncture to crowbar this in again for the umpteenth time – presenting: the ‘John Terryest’ of John Terrys…
Any excuse.
(Via Metro)
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Doesn’t need an excuse, that picture should be on every article as standard.
This article is funny as it clears up a comment my boss said to me the other day “Fuck me, I had a rake of pints last night, a large vindaloo and finished it all off with the smelliest, hairiest John Terry you’ve ever seen” I had no clue what he was on about but it all makes sense now
Is your boss Arsene Wenger per chance?
Is your boss Arsene Wenger per chance?
Ah Wojtek, the only Arsenal player I love.
Sure in Chelsea’s dressing-room the codeword is “Szczesny”…
‘would you just look at John Terry over there, face like a bucket of smashed crabs’ LOL chris, you have the best similies
If you love him Toz atleast spell his name right!
As a general rule I hate all things scum related but this is hilarious!