Wojciech Szczesny Reveals Arsenal Players Use ‘John Terry’ As Codeword For Girls Of An Unsightly Nature

Chris Wright

23rd, May 2012

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By Chris Wright

Wojciech Szczesny has revealed that, while on nights out, several of the Arsenal players have taken to using John Terry’s name as a code word for ladies unpleasing to thine eye, e.g , ‘would you just look at John Terry over there, face like a bucket of smashed crabs.’

In an interview with the Polish version of Playboy, Szczesny said:

“At Arsenal [Terry’s name] is another word for an ugly girl. If there’s a girl around that we don’t really like, we use it as a smokescreen, as in: ‘Have you seen John Terry recently? He’s terrible’. I recommend this, it really works.”

Here’s us thinking a ‘John Terry’ was something completely different.

Anyway, all in all, this seems like a fitting juncture to crowbar this in again for the umpteenth time – presenting: the ‘John Terryest’ of John Terrys…

Any excuse.

(Via Metro)

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  1. Al says:

    Doesn’t need an excuse, that picture should be on every article as standard.
    This article is funny as it clears up a comment my boss said to me the other day “Fuck me, I had a rake of pints last night, a large vindaloo and finished it all off with the smelliest, hairiest John Terry you’ve ever seen” I had no clue what he was on about but it all makes sense now

  2. t says:

    Is your boss Arsene Wenger per chance?

  3. Tom says:

    Is your boss Arsene Wenger per chance?

  4. Toz says:

    Ah Wojtek, the only Arsenal player I love.

  5. Joty says:

    Sure in Chelsea’s dressing-room the codeword is “Szczesny”…

  6. Run says:

    ‘would you just look at John Terry over there, face like a bucket of smashed crabs’ LOL chris, you have the best similies

  7. Eoin2012 says:

    If you love him Toz atleast spell his name right!

  8. Alex says:

    As a general rule I hate all things scum related but this is hilarious!

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