By Chris Wright
An FA Cup, a Champions League, European Championship (+ bonus Golden Boot, beating Mario Gomez by virtue of having played less minutes at the tournament – 189 to Gomez’s 282)?
Not bad for – as we’re repeatedly reminded – a bumbling, goal-shy lummox…
Incredible. Strange that some folks are still trying to pick apart Torres’ contribution last night; quibbling that he only managed to score and assist because the Italian defence was utterly knackered by the time he came on. Looks like every Torres goal still has to come with a caveat from the naysayers.
Oh well, we’re sure he couldn’t give a flying whoospie daisy this morning.