By Chris Wright
In all honesty, we could care less about the squabbling at the Magistrates’ Court this morning, being as though the upshot of it all is that – if John Terry is found guilty – he’ll be left facing little more than a £2,500 fine (which he’ll be able to work off in two hours and 38 minutes) and his reputation further besmirched – the legal equivalent of a ‘miss’ in Battleships.
That said, our interest was piqued when Sky crime correspondent Martin Brunt posted this little gem during his live twitter churn of the Terry-Ferdinand race trial…
Glass dick? The things they allow in court these days!
And that, people, is our incredibly trite take on a potentially very serious court case.