David Luiz Smacked Across Face By Brazil Teammate Diego Alves (Video)
By Chris Wright
Brazil played Iraq (who are coached by Zico) in a friendly last night, thrashing them 6-0 in Sweden; a game which saw Kaka score on his first appearance for his country since the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
There were goals aplenty over the course of the evening, but the real highlight was seeing David Luiz getting knocked coco loopy by his own goalkeeper, Diego Alves, who rose elegantly to punch a cross clear, duly got absolutely nothing of the ball and thumped Luiz in the face, sending his fuzzy arse down…
“BOSH! Siddown you!”
Here’s the full highlights (complete with awesome post-goal sound effects), keep an eye out for Neymar’s exquisite curling effort for Brazil’s fifth…
Video: 101GG

















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