By Chris Wright
From the mind and fingers and larynx of songsmith Jim Daly (he of ‘I Believe In You Fernando Torres‘ and ‘Phil Jones Looks Like A Georgian Gargoyle‘ fame) comes this lovely, lilting acoustic calypso lullaby about Chelsea’s latex-glove totin’ physio cutie pie Eva Carneiro…
Oh Eva…
(Via @jamesrmdaly, Jim’s official Twitter account)
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Cue the pre-pubescent “She’s not even sexy like Imogen Wowsers Thomas” comments in 3… 2…
Has she done a porn tape yet?
Comedy songs, (or just shit songs done tongue in cheek to cover a lack of genuine artistic merit) are for Cunts. The worst kind of music imaginable. It as a genre is to music what the Chuckle brothers are to comedy. Its like a musical rendition of an issue of Viz. We could all do without.
fuck you and your loose innuendoes, xmas cracker joke lyrics and limp-wristed strumming. Get off of youtube, Improve yourself, then write a real song you lazy chelsea fixated twat.
Or do i just really needs to hear a jolly sing song about ashley cole and then IL BE WON ROUND COMPLETELY OH HOW WITTY YOU ARE YOU FUNNY FUNNY MAN.
Fuck off, you plastic cunt.
(But she IS without doubt beyond beautiful.)
I’d impregnate her…..
Come on Chris, just get it over with and ask the girl out.
You’re obviously besotted.
Can’t blame you mate, she’s a stunner.
you can be a man and insert my previous comment
“I’D IMPREGNATE HER”
AND OUR CHILDREN WOULD LOOK BETTER THAN IF YOU IMPREGNATED HER CHRIS. NOW POST MY COMMENT!
What’s eating Gilbert’s grape?
the guy kind of looks like a skinny matt le tissier
she gives me boners ;)
Think Gilbert is more of a mans man than a womens man.funny song though.