Football Songs: Jim Daly Performs Beautiful, Lilting Ode To Lovely Chelsea Physio Eva Carneiro (Video)

Chris Wright

12th, October 2012

10 Comments

By Chris Wright

From the mind and fingers and larynx of songsmith Jim Daly (he of ‘I Believe In You Fernando Torres‘ and ‘Phil Jones Looks Like A Georgian Gargoyle‘ fame) comes this lovely, lilting acoustic calypso lullaby about Chelsea’s latex-glove totin’ physio cutie pie Eva Carneiro…

Oh Eva…

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Eva Carneiro, Chelsea first-team doctor

(Via @jamesrmdaly, Jim’s official Twitter account)

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10 Comments

  1. Mr. Chopper says:

    Cue the pre-pubescent “She’s not even sexy like Imogen Wowsers Thomas” comments in 3… 2…

  2. plops says:

    Has she done a porn tape yet?

  3. gilbert says:

    Comedy songs, (or just shit songs done tongue in cheek to cover a lack of genuine artistic merit) are for Cunts. The worst kind of music imaginable. It as a genre is to music what the Chuckle brothers are to comedy. Its like a musical rendition of an issue of Viz. We could all do without.
    fuck you and your loose innuendoes, xmas cracker joke lyrics and limp-wristed strumming. Get off of youtube, Improve yourself, then write a real song you lazy chelsea fixated twat.
    Or do i just really needs to hear a jolly sing song about ashley cole and then IL BE WON ROUND COMPLETELY OH HOW WITTY YOU ARE YOU FUNNY FUNNY MAN.

    Fuck off, you plastic cunt.

    (But she IS without doubt beyond beautiful.)

  4. HotSpur922 says:

    I’d impregnate her…..

  5. Jarren says:

    Come on Chris, just get it over with and ask the girl out.

    You’re obviously besotted.

    Can’t blame you mate, she’s a stunner.

  6. HotSpur922 says:

    you can be a man and insert my previous comment

    “I’D IMPREGNATE HER”

    AND OUR CHILDREN WOULD LOOK BETTER THAN IF YOU IMPREGNATED HER CHRIS. NOW POST MY COMMENT!

  7. JollyBoyJohn says:

    What’s eating Gilbert’s grape?

  8. rob says:

    the guy kind of looks like a skinny matt le tissier

  9. eddie says:

    she gives me boners ;)

  10. mart sav says:

    Think Gilbert is more of a mans man than a womens man.funny song though.

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