By Chris Wright
Look kids, it’s Michael ‘all my money goes on carbon-fibre face masks’ Ballack!
After being clocked hurtling down a motorway in his car doing 211 kilometres per hour (131 mph) in a 120 km/h (75 mph) zone near the Spanish town of Trujillo a week or so ago, Michael Ballack is now attempting to wriggle out of an £8,000 fine on the basis that he is unemployed and therefore cannot afford to pay up.
At the initial court hearing the day after his arrest, Ballack and his legal team were told the former Germany captain was facing an £8,000 fine and a two-year Spanish driving ban.
However, at the second