By Chris Wright
You may want to find a doorway to brace yourself in, a fence post to tether yourself to or, at the very least, something to bite down on as it seems the day we thought would never come may at last be upon us: DAVID LUIZ MAY HAVE CUT HIS HAIR!
We know, we know. There’s a hotline you can ring.
These photos have appeared on Twitter from an account pertaining to belong to David Luiz’s mother, @Reginamm4, that appear to show her ‘son’s’ tousled sprigs all over the floor, with a strategically placed clipper really ramming home the implications…
I suppose the question is: if Luiz runs out for Chelsea’s game against Stoke tomorrow with his bonny mane all bouncy and fully intact, then just what in short-and-curly hell have we just spent the last five minutes looking at?