‘Lampard Hit That Penalty Like You Hit Ulrika’ – Chelsea Fan Owns Stan Collymore On Radio Phone-In (Audio)
By Chris Wright
Skip to the 1:29 mark…
The complete silence after the fan drops the U-Bomb just makes it!
For those unaware, Collymore hit his then-girlfriend Ulrika Jonsson in a Paris bar during the 1998 World Cup, allegedly kicking her in the face when she refused to leave a pub full of Scotland fans having spent the afternoon drinking with Ally McCoist.
Stan has since apologised on a number of occasions but the ‘woman beater’ stigma has followed him around, quite rightly you could argue, ever since.

















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LAWL!
collymore is one of the best broadcasters in the country, i’d much rather listen to his talksport radio coverage than the sometimes overly smug poshness of alan smith and martin tyler — however, this is hilarious
I love the silent pause after the remark.