Fernando Torres Gets His Cupcake On In Strange Samsung Advert (Video)
By Chris Wright
Here’s Fernando Torres being a full kit wanker in what looks like the galley aboard the Starship Enterprise, baking the ever-lovin’ heck out of a cupcake in some weird, fairly nonsensical advert for Samsung…
Choose your punchline…
1. That’s the only cup(cake) he’ll be getting his hands on this season.
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2. Chelsea have to make their £50 million back somehow.
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3. CGI was used to make sure the eggs ended up in the bowl/something about over-egging the pudding?
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4. That rubbish bow at the end was still Torres’ most convincing finish in 18 months.
End.
(Thanks to Twitter for no. 3)
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I was actually going to say that the most convincing part of it was the bench warming pose 18 seconds in.
Who was the stunt double they used for the football bit?