By Chris Wright
Having come on as an 85th-minute substitute, Javier Pastore fleshed out PSG’s Champions League quarter-final first leg victory over Chelsea last night by helping himself to a spectacular third goal for the French side – bobbing and weaving his way in from the corner past several defenders before driving the ball past Petr Cech at his near post…
Jose Mourinho, as one might expect, was not overly impressed with the Argentine’s handiwork, describing the goal as a ‘ridiculous joke’ in his post-match interview, telling reporters: “The third was not a goal, it was a joke. Gary Cahill says ‘sloppy’. I say ‘ridiculous’.”
Camp Drog says…
“Oooooh, get her!!! Put your claws away Jose, you BITCH!!!”