What a fine head of hair new Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has (though it wasn’t always that way!).
And with those piercing baby blues he could well have fronted a hip indie band back in the nineties…
Will Conte bring some much-needed Positivity to Stamford Bridge by making sure the Chelsea squad Stay Together? Or will his reign at Stamford Bridge wind up being a load of Trash? (soz).
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