By Tom Dean
The Vogons are a fictional alien race from the planet Vogsphere in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Ancelotti is the very real manager of Chelsea, from the planet Earth. However, you would not be surprised to discover that a fictional alien race controls his eyebrows.
Sasha Zhabrovets, take your bow. Ace spot.
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