Shit Lookalikes: Carlo Ancelotti & A Vogon Alien
By Tom Dean
The Vogons are a fictional alien race from the planet Vogsphere in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Ancelotti is the very real manager of Chelsea, from the planet Earth. However, you would not be surprised to discover that a fictional alien race controls his eyebrows.
Sasha Zhabrovets, take your bow. Ace spot.
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There’s also a hint of the ‘Avrams’ about this Vogon chap.
ha ha ha ha! Poor old Ancelotti is going to look like this at the end of the season.
Now he says heze looking after Ashley Cole’s gun. You couldn’t make it up.
Best full back in the world? You’re having a laugh Carlo.The guy’s a complete mug. Get shot of him. Get it..’SHOT’ of him!!
“i have no sympathy at all”
“resistance is useless”
NOT AT ALL