Pies sincerely hopes you enjoy this photo essay, which commemorates the manly, heterosexual love shared by JT and Lampsy…
“He’s all mine.”
“Not here John, you twat.”
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“Wahay! Look Lampsy, it’s a ball! Let’s kick the f**k out of it!”
“Ha ha. John, you’re such a twat but I love you.”
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“Not in front of the lads, John.”
‘Wahay!”
“Seriously John, stop being a twat.”
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“To me Lampsy, to me! … To me!!”
“But John, you’ll only hoof it into the sea…”
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“Stevie, Stevie! Ashley was totally checking out John’s ass!”
“Aw, don’t tease me Lampsy. You know I don’t like it.”
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“Lampsy, can I ask you something?”
“Sure John. What is it?”
“I’m better than Rio, aren’t I?”
[pause] “Course you are, John. Course you are.”
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“Not so rough John. It tickles.”
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“That’s amazing Lampsy! You’re bloody brilliant at skill. Give us a go…”
“Not now John, I’m on the phone to Ash.”
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“Come on John, it’s not your fault. Let’s get you into the showers.”
“All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain. Sniff.”
“Get a grip, you spaz.”
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THE END