John Terry and Frank Lampard: a football love story, in photos

Ollie Irish

30th, July 2009

39 Comments

Pies sincerely hopes you enjoy this photo essay, which commemorates the manly, heterosexual love shared by JT and Lampsy…
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“He’s all mine.”
“Not here John, you twat.”
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“Wahay! Look Lampsy, it’s a ball! Let’s kick the f**k out of it!”
“Ha ha. John, you’re such a twat but I love you.”
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“Not in front of the lads, John.”
‘Wahay!”
“Seriously John, stop being a twat.”
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“To me Lampsy, to me! … To me!!”
“But John, you’ll only hoof it into the sea…”
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“Stevie, Stevie! Ashley was totally checking out John’s ass!”
“Aw, don’t tease me Lampsy. You know I don’t like it.”
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“Lampsy, can I ask you something?”
“Sure John. What is it?”
“I’m better than Rio, aren’t I?”
[pause] “Course you are, John. Course you are.”
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“Not so rough John. It tickles.”
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“That’s amazing Lampsy! You’re bloody brilliant at skill. Give us a go…”
“Not now John, I’m on the phone to Ash.”
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“Come on John, it’s not your fault. Let’s get you into the showers.”
“All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain. Sniff.”
“Get a grip, you spaz.”
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THE END