WAG Watch: Introducing Eva Carneiro – Chelsea’s Rather Lovely New Team Doctor
By WAG Watcher
Okay, so she’s not technically a WAG as such, but we couldn’t help but notice that a rather attractive, pouty, olive-skinned beauty keeps on cropping up on Chelsea’s bench (not Paulo Ferreira) this season and, as such, we felt obliged to do some ‘research’ (Google > Image Search > ‘Hot Chelsea physio’)…
Her name is Eva Carneiro. She is Chelsea’s new reserve team/academy doctor and, forgive us for being so crude, but we reckon the amount of ‘groin strains’ suffered in and around the Cobham area have probably gone up by around 1,000% since she first pulled on her latex gloves.
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Well hello there Miss Carneiro!
that’s funny.
I was thinking the exact same thing during the match.
Don’t suppose there’s a Chelsea FC Reserve/Academy Doctors Calendar somewhere?
Body looking like milk….
She needs to cheer up a bit.
belloooo
@C
She is watching Chelsea…
http://i55.tinypic.com/2uti71x.png
Better than that disgusting Hope Solo.
She’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Reserve team? Damn. I was about to crack a good joke [or non-joke] about Nando Torres being injured more often this season.
What a job….
*token john terry quip*
Her last name in Portuguese means “sheep”, baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
How long will it take before John Terry hits that?
Never have I been more motivated to play for Chelsea’s academy.
may be she’s waiting for torres to hit a hat trick to smile some more
Saw her for the first time during the away to Stoke fixture, she is so god damn hot, hot, and dare i say, HOT!!!!!!!! :)
She was hired by John Terry.
lets start taking bets on how long it’ll take Terry to get on that! i give it three days.
How insulting?! She is not a ‘WAG’, she is a trained doctor, even saying it in jest is offensive. This woman has more intelligence than you lot at ‘who ate all the pies’ put together!
She could do it on a cold night in Stoke.
@Shake’n'Vac Guess she didnt believe ‘someones’ groin strain story eh?
I’m pulling a muscle from just LOOKING at her!!!
Team docs, assistant coaches, and personal trainers make better WAGs for these guys as well.
she is beautiful and i love to see her sitting on the bench. Chelsea fc till thy kingdom come.
She’s cute.
wow look at our bench!! McEchran, benyoun and anelka! all elsewhere now
Che Figa !
I hate Chelsea, but if I ever wind up playing for them, I’ll make sure to get injured…
hey some one out there give me her cell number