David Luiz Gives Fernando Torres Shamanic Blessing Before Genk Rout (Video)
By Chris Wright
Looks like Fernando Torres received a little ‘outside assistance’ while sticking away his first two Champions League goals for Chelsea against Genk last night, courtesy of the Blues’ in-house Brazilian witchdoctor David Luiz…
“Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.”
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Torres needs all the help he can get to be fair.
4 goals in last 3 games?
Thanks Chris, now I have this stuck in my head – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20zXZaT6UvU
It gives him a boner too :):)
http://www.kickette.com/champions-league-results-pt-ii-prayers-lies-a-convex-shape/
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@Kate AHAHA. Thanks for that link. That’s brilliant that is
Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, walla walla bing bang bong!
i hope torres get injured ASAP!
David Luiz is, apparently, a committed Christian, so he shouldn’t be described as the ‘witchdoctor’.
@sai: you probably look like poop; otherwise, you wouldn’t be hoping that a professional, and a fine one at that, get hurt. To you I say: LOSER ASAP!
Torres started his career with Atlético Madrid, progressing through their youth system. He made his first team debut in 2001 and finished his career with the club having scored 75 goals in 174 La Liga appearances. Prior to his La Liga debut, Torres played two seasons in the Segunda División, making 40 appearances and scoring seven goals. He joined Premier League club Liverpool in 2007 after signing for a club record transfer fee. He marked his first season at Anfield by being Liverpool’s first player, since Robbie Fowler in 1995–96, to score more than 20 league goals in a season. Torres became the fastest player in Liverpool history to score 50 league goals after scoring against Aston Villa in December 2009.