Chelsea To Flog Stadium Naming Rights: Pick A Suitably Humorous New Name For Stamford Bridge
By Chris Wright
Halloo hallay! After their nasty fans refused to sell them back their own stadium, Chelsea have announced that they are planning to flog a naming rights deal for Stamford Bridge at some point next year in a bid to drive up the revenues – which, as per, gives us oiks the perfect excuse to play silly buggers.
So… it’s about this time that we ask you for your suitably amusing suggestions for a new name for the Bridge.
My effort? How about ‘The F**king Black & Decker Stadium‘? Has a certain contemporary ‘je ne sais quoi‘ about it, don’t you think?
You say? (Try and keep it short of being libellous)
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Scumford Bridge
Making those from the midlands welcome…. the Black Count-ry Stadium ;)
The Plastic Stadium.
@Nicko: You just made I laugh, you did!
The Lanjiau Torres Stadium
‘Terry and Bridge’s wife stadium’
How about they name it after their premium transfer and top scorer? “The Torres”
oh wait…
stamfordbridge@sibneft.com
apparently that’s actually an email address…whoops
The KGB are after me Stadium
Call it the toilet, cos that’s where all the cocks hang out.
Samsung presents Stamford Bridge
How about, given the purported views of some of the players, The Amistad Stadium?
the hows your wife stadium.
the cheryl cole memorial stadium.
Assuming Russians were to name it: Very Maximum Good Stadium.
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This site used to have people who showed some sort of wit and the banter wasn’t as the same as seen on The Sun website. It’s ok to abuse your fellow supporters using humour but just calling them cunts, cocks etc shows a lack of respect that this site used to hold amongst
contributors. Proper football supporters tell me I’m right……
@sleeba You are right
@sleeba you are the greatest cock
dont agree if everyone was a linguistic god we wouldnt get anywhere youve got to have the ones who retort with a sly w*nker or c*nt
how about….on the stanford brink
Winston Bogarde Stadium
abramovich will name it ’50 million flop stadium’
WANKER’S BRIDGE
Sucide Bridge
I don’t understand, how can Chelsea rename the stadium if they do not own it?
@ sleeba
I agree with you to a certain extent, but most of the comments on these articles (excluding this one) usually have decent and witty comments. However, you have got to admit that when the article itself calls the stadium “The F**king Black & Decker Stadium”, and asks people to top it, you can’t really argue with the vulgar responses.
PS: Nice try hiding your true colors, chelsea fan :p
The Swiss Mafia
The JCL Chavscum Stadium.
Scum supporters deserve no respect.
I have to agree with the Winston Bogarde Stadium!
The Park Stadium Ground Colloseum.
or
The Original Man City Park
The Jody Morris Memorial Ground
@Ollie – lol lol lol, legend
You Posted This Last Year Stadium
chelseaville
The chelski stump grinder stadium
How about.. @sleeba is a c.unt Stadium
the Samsung galaxy stadium
ewwww
abra will named ‘terry and bridge wife affair stadium’
So any answer to my inquiry? If Chelsea Holders own the rights to the stadium and the club’s name, than Chelsea have no right to rename the stadium; no?
@Mr Sparkle: Chelsea are planning to sell the naming rights in ‘six to eight months’ – maybe they are hoping to have purchased back the Bridge by then? That’s all I got.
The Laundromat, since it’s where abramovich does his money laundring.
Vinny Jones Midfield Legend
Vinny Jones Midfield Legend Stadium
Shit-hole
Samsungford Bridge, Maine Road, Wayne Bridge, The Home Counties Mockney Arena, Bigot Park.. or perhaps a super injunction will prevent names being publicised.
Prawn Standwich Bridge
Krispy Kreme Krulers Stadium… The KKK Stadium for short