Goodison Dog Scores Screamer Before Everton vs Leyton Orient, Marouane Fellaini Successfully Clones Himself (Video)
By Chris Wright
Everton spanked Leyton Orient 5-0 in the CapitalOneRumbelowsMilkCupRolaColaFootballCupLeagueCup on Wednesday night, with new signing Kevin Mirallas scoring twice on his full Toffees debut after joining from Olympiakos just ten days ago – though the goal of the night definitely came before kick-off…
Anfield Cat is dead*, all hail Goodison Dog!
Meanwhile, high in the stands, a strange natural phenonemom was taking place as Marouane Fellaini appeared to split into two seperate identical organisms – with the only distinguishing feature being that one appeared to be dressed in a sleeveless bin bag…
Bloody hell, imagine trying to mark two Fellainis at corners! *Shudder*
Anyway, enough mirth – here’s the full highlights…
Everton 5-0 Leyton Orient by simaotvgolo12
(* Anfield Cat isn’t actually deceased, as far as we know anyway)
The 'Transfer Talks' Flowchart – Football Cliches
Remembering Ivan Turina – A Football Report
Moyes Has Done Sod All To Deserve United Job – Johnny Nic For F365
Anfield: The Victims, The Anger And The Shameful Truth – Guardian
The A-Z Of Football Boot Brands – The Boot Room
Man Utd Coach Delivers Opinion On Rooney's Form – Off The Post
19 Rules Of Playing Football When You're A Kid – BuzzFeed
Chiles, Keane, Dixon & Southgate Preview Madrid vs Dortmund – The False Nine
Brilliant 'Punk Aesthetic' West Ham Artwork – Is Saitch Yer Daddy?
Very American, Not Very Good: The 1971 St Louis Stars – IBWM
Wonderful stuff. There aren’t enough dogs on pitches these days. Or streakers with large, droopy, 70s-style tits.
I hope the cat’s dead though, dreadful creatures.
QPR must be in talks already ?
@ Chris…The dog is too young.