Goodison Dog Scores Screamer Before Everton vs Leyton Orient, Marouane Fellaini Successfully Clones Himself (Video)

Chris Wright

30th, August 2012


By Chris Wright

Everton spanked Leyton Orient 5-0 in the CapitalOneRumbelowsMilkCupRolaColaFootballCupLeagueCup on Wednesday night, with new signing Kevin Mirallas scoring twice on his full Toffees debut after joining from Olympiakos just ten days ago – though the goal of the night definitely came before kick-off…

Anfield Cat is dead*, all hail Goodison Dog!

Meanwhile, high in the stands, a strange natural phenonemom was taking place as Marouane Fellaini appeared to split into two seperate identical organisms – with the only distinguishing feature being that one appeared to be dressed in a sleeveless bin bag…

Bloody hell, imagine trying to mark two Fellainis at corners! *Shudder*

Anyway, enough mirth – here’s the full highlights…

Everton 5-0 Leyton Orient by simaotvgolo12

(* Anfield Cat isn’t actually deceased, as far as we know anyway)