By Chris Wright
Everton spanked Leyton Orient 5-0 in the CapitalOneRumbelowsMilkCupRolaColaFootballCupLeagueCup on Wednesday night, with new signing Kevin Mirallas scoring twice on his full Toffees debut after joining from Olympiakos just ten days ago – though the goal of the night definitely came before kick-off…
Anfield Cat is dead*, all hail Goodison Dog!
Meanwhile, high in the stands, a strange natural phenonemom was taking place as Marouane Fellaini appeared to split into two seperate identical organisms – with the only distinguishing feature being that one appeared to be dressed in a sleeveless bin bag…
Bloody hell, imagine trying to mark two Fellainis at corners! *Shudder*
Anyway, enough mirth – here’s the full highlights…
Everton 5-0 Leyton Orient by simaotvgolo12
(* Anfield Cat isn’t actually deceased, as far as we know anyway)