By Chris Wright
In a bid to cobble together a wodge of money for Everton in the Community, shrub-headed unit Marouane Fellaini has vowed to dye his big Belgian afro (Belgfro?) silver if Toffees fans donate over £25,000 to the cause.
It’s all in honour of Everton’s official charity marking its 25th anniversary, with Fellaini telling the club website:
“Our fans have already given thousands of pounds to support Everton in the Community but there’s still a long way to go, so I hope that my silver hair challenge will help to bring in lots more money and make a difference.
“I’ve never done anything like this before but I am happy to help this brilliant charity. It helps so many people and I want to help them too.”
We’ve managed to procure a 99% accurate computer rendering of how Fellaini’s new hair would look…
Yes, that is a Brillo pad.
Any road up, if you want to see the Belgfro re-rendered in gleaming wire-wool silver before the end of the season then get donating over at Everton in the Community’s Just Giving page.