By Ollie Irish
Thanks to Chad Taylor for this one. Not being a teenage girl, I have yet to succumb to the charms of the Twilight series, but I understand that Taylor Lautner is very famous and likes to take his shirt off a lot. Jack Rodwell will be very famous and already likes to take his shirt off, as he showed at Goodison on Saturday.
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email ollie@anorak.co.uk with your suggestions. You’re my guys.