By Chris Wright
Our sincerest condolences go out to Antolin Alcaraz and Seamus Coleman this afternoon after the pair provided a double salvo of headed own-goals inside the first half-an-hour as fifth-placed Everton went down 2-0 to Southampton in the early kick-off, thus effectively giving The Toffees’ Champions League aspirations a good old-fashioned kick in the cobblers…
Bum.