By Ollie Irish
Name: Changy the elephant. As mentioned before on Pies, Changy is fucking awesome.
Mascot of: Everton FC. Changy, named after the beer company that adorns Everton’s shirt (rather than the slang for cocaine – Mr Changy doesn’t condone cocaine use, nor rape), replaced Mr Toffee as Everton’s official mascot. Poor Mr Toffee. Where is he now? I hear he came to a sticky end… kapow! … Sorry.
Distinguishing features: Fat trunk, murderous eyes.