Everton’s big hair bear won’t cut his locks

Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain
As the photo on the right shows, Marouane Fellaini didn’t always have enormous hair - and look how much happier he looks with a big-ass Afro! Fellaini’s hair has become his trademark, and he has no intention of cutting it anytime soon - although with the pitch-side temperature at Wembley on Saturday topping 40 degrees Celsius, I wonder if he regretted the decision.
“Get my hair cut?” Fellaini said. “Why would I, it looks fantastic. No, I don’t think I will be getting it cut now – I like it, and the fans like it too.”
Well David Moyes doesn’t like it, as he think it makes his player a more natural target for referees. But it looks like Everton’s manager will have to put up with Fellaini’s “do” next season too.

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