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Marouane Fellaini’s Afro is out of control

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When will David Moyes – a fairly conservative and dour Scot – order Marouane Fellaini to get a haircut? The Belgian’s barnet is threatening to take over his face, surely not good for a professional footballer.

There is even photographic evidence to suggest that his hair is trying to take over the heads of other players:

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Kevin-Prince Boateng had a narrow escape this time, but how long before Fellaini’s hair becomes fully self-aware and consumes the entire Premier League? Moyesey, it must be stopped. Hold the lad down and break out the clippers. This is the Fellaini we want to see:

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Smoooooth.

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By Ollie Irish on October 20th, 2009 in Everton, Horror Hair. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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10 Responses to “Marouane Fellaini’s Afro is out of control”

  1. Alex Smith says:

    I think that he is hiding animals/food/supporters in there…

  2. alex d says:

    ugh, i hope he realizes less people would hate him if he just got it cut. i cant help but remember when they played united and his big bushy goodness got slammed into paul scholes’ face as they contested for the ball. and of course that afro-idiot won the ball, who wants to be in that sweaty afro-mess.

  3. evan says:

    yeah…but can you imagine the marketing possibilities? the toffees must be selling loads of novelty fellaini afro wigs…

  4. kenzo dee says:

    come on Alex! you are just jealous of the fro. i bet deep down you wish you had one of nice fro. he is shit cool with it.

    kenzo

  5. Niels says:

    Is it just me or is that thing starting to look like a big black beachball?

  6. Joe says:

    He looks too much like Screech when his hair is cut.

  7. D13 says:

    NO don’t cut it!! i hope it gets bigger!

  8. chris says:

    I bet that thing is a huge advantage when he goes up to win a header. I doubt he’ll get rid of it until he’s done playing.

  9. Sean Farrell says:

    with short hair he looks more like AC SLATER than screeech

  10. Sean Farrell says:

    love the shot of his hair taking over boateng, pricelsss

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