Bitton AFC Reserves Have Harshest Club Fines Ever – £5 For Foul Throw, £1 For Having A Beard…

Alan Duffy

6th, December 2011

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By Alan Duffy

Forget getting fined £400,000 for refusing to come on as a sub á la Carlos Tevez, players in the Bitton AFC reserves, I repeat reserves – a side who play in the Bristol Premier Combination League – have to endure a fascistic rule of law…

Fair play on the foul throw penalty, it’s absolutely inexcusable at any level!

(Courtesy of Billy Dane / Image via Adventures in Tinpot)

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7 Comments

  1. Chimpfish says:

    If I played for them I’d be constantly skint!

  2. Mr. Sparkle says:

    Only five quid to take Holidays in the middle of the season, absolutely fucking worth it!

  3. Wesley says:

    I’d lose a ten every time I get home at 4 am on sundays..

  4. Redskywalker says:

    ‘Beard’ must be a joke, hahaha

  5. sloth says:

    “New Gear (Boots, Socks, Shin Pads, etc)”…
    I get fined if I buy myself a new pair of shin guards? What?

  6. bitton lad says:

    absoulute class, I played for the team that season, always skint!
    great place at the time though some very good memories!

  7. Football journal says:

    I love this – the working man taking the game seriously . Some of the pros could learn a thing in that dressing room . I have seen there league table look a very good side according to there twitter aswel.
    Must be a posh village.

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