‘England Players Who Didn’t Sing National Anthem Should Be Banned Forever’ – Piers Morgan Bleats On And On And On…

Chris Wright

1st, March 2012


By Chris Wright

No doubt typed with an ruddy-cheeked, shit-eating WINNING! grin across his hoggish face…

Just go away, you useless gimptard. Better yet, let’s have the FA appoint him to lead England into Euro 2012. #piersforEngland.

Of course, we’re well aware of the rule re: ‘feeding the trolls’ but, as the chaps over at The Score have pointed out (go on, click the link – it’s well worth a read!) it doesn’t appear to apply to Piers. He doesn’t need a reaction to keep chugging away, smearing his faeces everywhere with his chubby trotters.

(Thanks to Purva for the heads-up)

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  1. gamblino says:

    God why does he have to be English? Such a depressing excuse for a human.

  2. Rob says:

    I don’t believe in a god, I don’t believe in a monarchy, I don’t sing the national anthem but I stand up for it, perhaps some the players have the same opinion.

  3. Tosser says:

    @Rob standing up for the national anthem is just plain smart, as sitting for extended periods leads to Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT). DVT is something to worry about when you don’t have anything to stand up and cheer about for close to 2 hours.

  4. RyanSSL says:

    I agree with him. I would also throw out all the “Germans” who play for Germany and who do not sing the anthem. If you can’t sing your anthem you don’t deserve to play for your country.

  5. Drama says:

    Don’t be too bothered that he’s English. You were at least smart enough to send him packing, while we hear in the states think he’s worth something, other than being wrong on everything, I have no idea what for.

  6. America says:

    Drama is right, the man is usually a pundit on Fox when they air premier league games in the States, and he sits there acting smart like he knows what he’s talking about, and people here know NOTHING about the beautiful game so they listen. The man is clearly an idiot, all he does is spout out well-known/usually not true stereotypes about the known teams in England (Pool, Gunners, Chelsea, Man U) and avoids commenting on any other team because, from what i can tell, he’s never heard their names before. Total waste. Michael Owen owning him on Twitter was marvelous btw, everyone should look it up, i believe pies may have covered it?

  7. Wesley says:

    Gary, help us out here!

  8. Mr. Sparkle says:

    The poster boy of the BNP…

  9. Eeny says:

    Q. What’s orange and looks good on Piers Morgan?

    A. Fire.

  10. Kate says:

    I agree wigh America above. I am a brit who lives in the states, and whenever he is on fox soccer channel, I cringe. Whenever he opens his mouth, I hit the mute button. And its not because he is a gooner either. His arrogance and idiotic demeanour is terrible. I am so sick of seeing his tweets about his ‘analysis’ on Arsenal…he should be manager then! When michael Owens tweets to him showed up on my twitter feed, I literally laughed for a good 10 mins! Linecker’s tweets to him as well were also brilliant. I am ashamed he’s English! The Yanks actually give him work…shit.

  11. garza says:

    Damn, aren’t his 15 minutes up yet? I’m amazed at how much work he’s gotten in America, and as Larry King’s replacement no less. Who’d he have to f**k for that job? I think it’s starting to dawn on the people he works for that he really is just an obnoxious guy who pretends to be far smarter than he really is, and he knows this. Hence, the barrage of abrasive tweets to position himself as some kind of English version of Howard Stern–if he can’t be brilliant, he can at least be controversial. Fail. EPIC FAIL.

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