Snapshot: Southampton Matchday Programme Features Indecent Proposal On Page 60

Chris Wright

28th, March 2012


By Chris Wright

So, page 60 0f Southampton’s programme for Saturday’s 2-0 win over Doncaster featured an odd, rather forward competition prize – the chance to ‘enter Miss Southampton’ for the very reasonable price of £45…

Fnarf, fnarf. Nudge nudge, wink wink. Bum titty wee-wee.

Before you answer, please bear in mind that this ‘ere filly is the reigning Miss Southampton, has been for some time…

Yeesh. I’ll pass.

Via Mirror Football

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