By Chris Wright
So, page 60 0f Southampton’s programme for Saturday’s 2-0 win over Doncaster featured an odd, rather forward competition prize – the chance to ‘enter Miss Southampton’ for the very reasonable price of £45…
Fnarf, fnarf. Nudge nudge, wink wink. Bum titty wee-wee.
Before you answer, please bear in mind that this ‘ere filly is the reigning Miss Southampton, has been for some time…
Yeesh. I’ll pass.
Via Mirror Football