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Snapshot: Grant Holt ‘Farewell’ Tweet Makes For Difficult Reading…Quite Literally

By Chris Wright

Crikey O’Reilly, would you just look at this mess?

Here’s the English translation as best we can fathom:

“I have loved my three years at the club and it SADDENS me to WRITE this but want YOUS to HEAR it from me first #lovedmytime”

Now, we don’t wish to mock the illiterate but…Yeesh-o-rama. He’s not getting much sympathy for it either, as one would probably expect.

In other news, Holt has gone and reaffirmed his desire to leave Carrow Road this summer ‘due to disagreements’. Hmmm. ‘Due to me no get no more moneys’ is probably somewhere closer to the crux.

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By Chris on June 1st, 2012 in FAIL, Media, Norwich City. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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22 Responses to “Snapshot: Grant Holt ‘Farewell’ Tweet Makes For Difficult Reading…Quite Literally”

  1. Col says:

    This should clearly be in the FAIL section.

  2. plops says:

    I’m sure it’s just a couple of typos. And we all know how tricky it can be typing on a phone, especially if you’re in a rush. At least we got a fullstop at the end.

  3. John Rahm says:

    “Yous” isn’t a real word either.

  4. usrick says:

    Or maybe the Feel section. Or the Flail section. Or perhaps even the Fool section.

  5. Sanchez says:

    They tried to give him to English lessons, he demanded to leave

  6. Toz says:

    What a bell-end.

  7. Lady B says:

    My inner Grammar/Spelling Nazi is lying in a heap on the floor, crying “Make it stop!”

  8. Guff says:

    He don’t seem so bright.

  9. THEPFJ says:

    Ooh, he card reads good.

  10. The Belgian says:

    It saddens me to read it.

  11. Trader Harry says:

    Giv’ it up the boy done good

  12. Ralph says:

    Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

  13. Anonymous says:

    I think I just felt carsick after reading that tweet.

  14. Chris says:

    He’ll never make the Inglund Team

  15. adhikapp says:

    with english skills like that he should be playing for america… too soon?

  16. mikedamone says:

    “use”, “you” – has he been watching too much Jersey Shore?

  17. Tom says:

    Feel bad to slag him off, he could be dyslexic

  18. Jarren says:

    A 5-year old would be ashamed.

  19. Ubietz888 says:

    English. I thought you guys spawned the language?

  20. fouldsy says:

    “i have loved my 3 years at the club and it sadness (sic) me to right (sic) this but want use (sic) to here (sic) it from me first.” there we go.

  21. Jarren says:

    @Ubietz888: Mate, if you’re going to troll you may as well say where you’re from so we can troll you back.

    Just sayin’

    ;)

  22. Glenn P says:

    Not typos, nor predictive text. Just plain ignorance and laziness. Don’t change your day-job Holt.

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