By Chris Wright
Just as Alessandro Diamanti stepped up to take what construed to be the winning kick, an England fan behind the goal took evasive action – baring his winkle to put the Italian off…
This man’s penis was a nation’s last stand, a final heroic salvo. It failed.
(Via @Paolo_Bandini – check his Twitter feed, the cock in question has already been identified, accredited and accounted for!)
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wish west ham hadn’t let diamanti go :’(
Knighthood for his cock!
Maybe England should have showed their balls earlier during the match. ;)
[...] Of course the only statistic that really matters with regard to last night’s match involves the player with the biggest, brassiest stones: Italy’s Andrea Pirlo. Having conducted the orchestra for 120 minutes, the player of the tournament showed penalty shoot-outs are no lottery by landing a psychological hammer-blow against Hart and England despite the best attempts of one fan behind the goal to help his team by showing impressive swingers of his own. [...]
There’s a reason West Ham sold him on. Great technique, but far, far too slow.
It must have been a really cold night..
Aha what a boss