By Chris Wright
Just as Alessandro Diamanti stepped up to take what construed to be the winning kick, an England fan behind the goal took evasive action – baring his winkle to put the Italian off…
This man’s penis was a nation’s last stand, a final heroic salvo. It failed.
(Via @Paolo_Bandini – check his Twitter feed, the cock in question has already been identified, accredited and accounted for!)