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FC Emmen’s Jeffrey De Visscher Has Contract Terminated After Being Arrested For Pooping In The Woods

By Chris Wright

De Visscher, seen here in his SC Cambuur days

Dutch second division side FC Emmen have terminated the contract of a player after he was arrested for being a ‘wildpoeper’ in the Hollandish vernacular – which is, we’re afraid to say, exactly what it sounds like.

Police apparently found Emmen striker Jeffrey de Visscher (who was briefly on Aberdeen’s books a few years ago) alone, heavily inebriated and squatting at the side of his car at the side of a road through a forest in the middle of the night.

At the time De Visscher, 31, claimed a friend was driving his car and had walked off after pulling over to give him some privacy while he ‘wildpooped’ – though De Visscher was unsure who the man was or where he had gone.

De Visscher was reportedly arrested at the scene and has since had his license taken away, with Emmen also announcing that they are now planning to terminate his contract at the club as of the first day of January, 2013.

It’s worth pointing out that he man himself has called the story ‘total hogwash’ and that he came to a mutual agreement with Emmen to terminate his contract early due to limited playing opportunities – though that’s not nearly as good a story.

And a pat on the back to Pies for making it through that without making a single faeces pun! A brown gold star for us!

(Via De Telegraaf)

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5 Responses to “FC Emmen’s Jeffrey De Visscher Has Contract Terminated After Being Arrested For Pooping In The Woods”

  1. plops says:

    Misleading title although I probably wouldn’t have read it if it said drink-driving.

    Shitting in the woods then eh? Anyone done that? Any good poo stories in general?

    I stood in some human shit in the woods once. I also had a bout of a norovirus type thing a few years ago had to have a horiffic, explosive shit all over a neighbour’s flowerbed. I was very drunk and would’ve shat myself if I didn’t do it immediately. So it’s okay.

    The flowers died.

  2. Wesley says:

    What has his license to do with him pooping? It’s not in any way related to his car, now is it or am I missing something?

  3. TravisKOP says:

    @plops: i had the flu once and decided to go hiking up to some hotsprings with a friend. suffice it to say everytime i lifted my leg the wrong way i thought id shit myself, expecially when i felt like i had the need to fart. So i held it all day and ended up shitting on the side of the road and had to use burger joint napkins to wipe.

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