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Ofcom Receive Numerous Complaints Over Sky Sports News’ Chaotic Transfer Deadline Day Coverage

By Chris Wright

Ofcom have confirmed that they received numerous complaints from viewers over the various acts of debauchery that littered Sky Sports News’ rolling deadline day coverage on Monday.

Strangely the offensive volume of Jim White failed to attract a single complaint from the public, though eight viewers complained about witnessing reporter Alan Irwin having a sex toy inserted about his person outside Everton’s Finch Farm training ground.

There were further complaints about Sky Sports reporter Kaveh Solhekol fleeing his station outside Selhurst Park toward the end of the evening when a Palace supporters’ group, the Holmesdale Fanatics, staged an aggressive protest against Sky’s monopolisation and monetisation of English football coverage…


The Palace ultras chanted, “We f**king hate Sky Sports,” threw fireworks and flares and unfurled a banner reading, “SKY SPORTS – KILLING OUR GAME SINCE 1992,” before Solhekol was advised to leave the area by his security staff.

The Telegraph are also reporting that a second Sky Sports reporter, Geraint Vincent, was also advised to leave his post outside the Emirates by security before continuing to report in on Danny Welbeck’s move from inside the Arsenal stadium.


Elsewhere, Ofcom received further complaints about a fan throwing an inflatable doll at the camera and shouting “f*** her in the p****!” in a copycat version of an now-viral incident that occurred on US television a month or so ago.

Bedlam! Complete and utter bedlam.

For what it’s worth, Sky Sports have apologised for the chaos, with a spokesman for the broadcasters saying:

“Millions of viewers followed our coverage of Transfer Deadline Day, which included more than 270 live reporter updates from outside football clubs over the final 24 hours.

“We apologise to those whose enjoyment was spoiled by a small number of incidents and we’re looking into ways to avoid this happening again in the future whilst ensuring fans remain a key part our live coverage.”

Pies’ two penneth: The whole Sky Sports Deadline Day™ frenzy is a silly cult thing that needs nipping in the bud now before it really starts getting out of hand.

Having standing targets reporting live for 12+ hours straight is asking for trouble and, year upon year, that trouble is bound to escalate as fans moronically attempt to one-up last year’s hijinks.

Sadly, with the ratings being as inexplicably high as they are and the “Deadline Day” brand to maintain, you feel that Sky Sports won’t feel inclined to do a damn thing.

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By Chris on September 2nd, 2014 in FAIL, Media, Newsnow. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “Ofcom Receive Numerous Complaints Over Sky Sports News’ Chaotic Transfer Deadline Day Coverage”

  1. Kingsland101 says:

    They seemed to think it was quite funny in the studio. To be fair, it was quite funny.

  2. Harry Catknapp says:

    Sky have created a monster,can’t see them changing the whole thing really if there’s a demand for it and the rating are good,roll on January when blow up dolls and dildo’s will have to be topped with goodness knows what!.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Nip it in the bud? Are you mad? He put the a vibrator in his ear, that’s the funniest moments of live TV in a while.

  4. Jarren says:

    Aah, live TV.

    I don’t know about you lot, but what annoys me the most is the stern, solemn apologies from the reporters.

    I know, I know. They have to do it. Even still, it’s cringeworthy…

  5. Sebhelyesfarku says:

    Was that an official Everton-branded dildo? The colour fits.

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