Algeria The Ugliest Team At The World Cup, Claims Dating Website

Ollie Irish

7th, July 2010

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By Ollie Irish

According to the face facists at dating website Beautiful People, Algeria are the ugliest team at the 2010 World Cup. Or were, to be more accurate, as they didn’t make it out of their group.

“Collectively, the worst looking team is Algeria,” says Greg Hodge, managing director of Beautiful People. “The term ‘trophy head’ could have been coined for most of their team.”

Ouch. Now I don’t wish to paint all Algerians as hot-headed, but I don’t think this is going to go down too well – especially the part about ‘trophy heads’.

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  1. jamel says:

    what is that?because they don t have bleu eyes …….or because muslims from north africa.

  2. a-mac says:

    probably because there not good looking, rather than any reason jamel!

  3. Chris says:

    I would’ve thought that Franck ‘bucket of smashed crabs’ Ribery would have brought France’s average down sufficiently to take the title!

  4. max says:

    to be honest, i reckon england must have ran them close. wayne’s not oil painting, is he?

  5. Deckard says:

    LoL but BP.com prolly thought David Beckham was a playing member of the squad. Why the fuck would he be there? oh that’s right, nobody knows.

    About Algeria….LooooL

  6. rob says:

    You got it wrong -_-
    Korea DPR is the ugliest with avg. score of 3.21, while Algeria has a 3.46 score.
    PS. I think the site rigged the players you could vote, because Algeria has two better lookers missing, + half the guys are subs.

    Karim Ziani looks like a mix of Orlando Bloom/Johnny Deep.
    Mourad Meghni doesn’t look bad either.

    Oh and C. Ronaldo has a lower score than Fernando Torres, like.

    http://www.beautifulpeople.com/microsites/bpworldcup/results.aspx

  7. meto says:

    a-mac …because Rooney & Crouch are top models for you ?
    what a stupid way of judging players …It would’ve be better to show a nice game instead of a nice faces…and particularly vs Algeria

  8. simone says:

    The Dutch to me are also one of the ugliest teams in the world cup, they’re young but they look so old.

  9. sal says:

    he he he he very funny, they forgot Slovenia team, Korea and so many more, Racist, Algeria is like all other countries,it has ugly and good looking, This is just because they are north african, muslims….. Personnaly i never found westerners attractive, so stupid, you are busted, couldn’t stand to see North African in the WC???

  10. blah says:

    Notice how the site left out the Algerian pin-up boys like Karim Ziani, you would have thought he would have been the 1st to be included

    No doubt they picked the algerian players for the most comedy value. So maybe jamal is right.

  11. David Macbeth says:

    “I would’ve thought that Franck ‘bucket of smashed crabs’ Ribery would have brought France’s average down sufficiently to take the title!”

    Yes, but ‘le magnificent visage de Henry’ would have cancelled that out!

  12. Sarah says:

    jamal learn 2 write please, unless u r speaking french its BLUE not bleu n u have kind of forgotten ur verbs as in they r. Plus the only european teams from countries which r still officially (or actually) christian and dont have players from ethnic backgrounds r Spain n Italy, which of course have the uggliest players ever n dont win, ehich always adds.

  13. al says:

    Nonsense!!! They are average, why not talk about the other players!!! They look mediterranean! Sexy mediterranean….Get a life you racist.

  14. Sam says:

    Come on guys, did u c Ollie’s (the author) face??? How dare he say this players are ugly, my advice, have a look to yourself in the mirror Ollie, uglyyyyyyyyyyy

  15. Al says:

    Look whose talking? they look average to me, sexy medditerranean…owwwwwwww

  16. Al says:

    Look whose talking? they look average to me, sexy mediterranean…owwwwwwww

  17. Sam says:

    Come on guys, did u c Ollie’s (the author) face??? How dare he say this players are ugly, my advice, have a look to yourself in the mirror Ollie, uglyyyyyyyyyyy,

  18. Sam says:

    Come on guys, did u c Ollie’s (the author) face??? How dare he say this players are ugly, my advice, have a look to yourself in the mirror Ollie, uglyyyyyyyyyyy

  19. Al says:

    Look whose talking?? They are average, sexy mediterranean…oww

  20. Johnny K. says:

    The good looking Algerians who actually happen to be starters weren’t even included in the poll. Here is just a rough list and their respective FIFA photos.

    Karim Ziani
    http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/players/player=205717/index.html
    Hassan Yebda
    http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/players/player=183882/index.htmlhttp://www.fifa.com/worldcup/players/player=183882/index.html
    Djamel Mesbah
    http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/players/player=323339/index.html
    Fouad Kadir
    http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/players/player=323346/index.html
    Abdelkader Ghezzal
    http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/players/player=305702/index.html

    If you think this is the ugly, then I guess they have high standards. I still find it funny how those guys weren’t included in the poll. Even without them, North Korea, Cameroon, South Korea, Ivory Coast, Nigeria and Cameroon all had lower ratings than the Algerian team. Just go to the website itself. But I find it quite disgusting that the teams with the lower ratings are either all-black teams or all-asian teams. How racist.

    The poll is also flawed in that it used the players official FIFA photo. Not all of us are photogenic. I’m pretty sure all our photo I.D. for driving look pretty atrocious. Mine doesn’t even look like myself.

  21. Algerian boy says:

    coool Your sister is beutiful and sexy can i make with she a rolation :p xD —–the Algerian good than you derty shit

  22. sam says:

    they intentionally voted North Korea down simply because they’re North Korean.

  23. were you kidding me !! check out hassan yebda who was playing in portsmouth , this guy look like a super model i mean check his body ! hooooot or karim ziani his hot too

  24. Jane says:

    well I assure you there are handsome people in Algeria, they were just not there!

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