By Ollie Irish
C-Ron’s sister, Katia, has revealed the name of her bro’s new baby, and you almost certainly guessed it from the headline: “The baby is doing very well, Katia said. “We are looking after him while Cristiano is away.
“He’s called Cristiano, just like his dad. Cristiano chose the name but we like it. He looks like his father and like me. He has the same eyes. We don’t know the mother, we never met her.”
The narcissist has no need for baby-name books. God help you, Cristiano Junior. A young life clad in Gucci baby clothes awaits. Maybe you’ll even see your old man a few times.